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Thirteen years ago this woman made a very foolish choice. Do not pity her; she had lots of options and made her own bed.

I should know, because I remember the envy a bunch of guys at our workplace threw my way for snagging her.

I mean, she couldn't even find a man who occasionally takes a good selfie. Rather, she picked the dude who desperately searches his phone for something to post on his anniversary, resorting to a stupid pic from Canada day. short garments good for formal occasions


I may not be worthy, my love. You may be more than I ever deserved in a soulmate.

But please remember that our wedding vows constitute a binding contract.

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